The Vigilant Rabbit

David Sedaris reads “The Vigilant Rabbit”  (text; also here)

Background:
“The Vigilant Rabbit is based on this airport security lady I ran into in Wisconsin. She was so mean that I had to turn her into a rabbit! I hate people who can’t see the big picture, who never let go of whatever little power they have over you. So the Vigilant Rabbit was kind of payback.”